Battered Suitcases Piled on the Sidewalk Again

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I’m a wannabe college drop-out, irreverent, caustic and slightly robotic. Posts may include any and all of the following: excessive cursing, awful puns, worse jokes, hatred of Bono, pleas for Aaron Rodgers to come to Chicago, indie pop songs, unnecessary rants, and odd lapses in grammar and punctuation. I’m not a particularly nice person, I eat mac & cheese with ketchup, and I don’t like Conan. All these things get me in trouble in real life.

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