Battered Suitcases Piled on the Sidewalk Again

whydoihaveablog:

richardrushfield:

Gangsters of the Golden Globes (Taken with instagram)

I think one of the reasons why Tumblr is really cool is that it can give you glimpses into another person’s life and it’s really cool. It’s really cool that I’m at home wearing Care Bear pajama pants with yesterday’s mascara smears two inches below my eyeballs and this dude is at the Golden Globes. That’s really cool. Nothing really depresses me at all about that. I’m not feeling like a sea cucumber at all right now.

Yes! and also “sea cucumber” is how I often feel when I’m depressed and never had the words to properly describe before. But in all seriousness, did you guys watch the Globes? Because Meryl Streep and Ricky Gervais were just smashed and Clooney made dick jokes in Michael Fassbender’s direction, which is a move I can never disrespect. 

Also Sofia Vergara gave part of the Modern Family acceptance speech in Spanish and I actually understood much of it, so suck it, “use it or lose it” advocates. My foreign language skills are still amazing. 

(No they’re not.)